Going to the….

October 12th, 2008

It’s one thing to talk to the dog. It’s another thing to talk to the dog with the vague notion that he’ll answer you.

I wonder if he would taste good breaded and pan-fried.

August 10th, 2008

Look at this dog!

He’s flat.

Flat as a flounder.

He’s the flattest dog ever! In fact, he’s not a dog at all; he’s a dog-shaped flounder. A lazy, furry, cheese-loving, snuffling, dog-shaped flounder.

Now, that’s a scientific anomaly, if I ever saw one.


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